A dwarf is running and misses the tram.
Dwarf: Dam i missed the tram.
((Richeron comes on scene)).
Richeron: Hi I am Richeron, you may remember from such events as Stormwind assembly and The attempted murder of Magwitch. ((Pause)). OK forget about that last one.
Dwarf: The magwitch murder one?
Richeron: Yeah that one. Ok if you hate missing the tram or the zepplin then you need a Swiftness Potion.
((Dwarf drinks a swiftness potion and runs through the tram and misses it)).
Dwarf: Dam i went too fast.
(Richeron walks in front of the Dwarf).
Richeron: Swiftness potions. Making the fat people fat.
Dwarf: Who you calling fat you greasy pig.
Characters: Richeron and Dwarf. (Mabye Snorkyorkys Dwarf gunganis)).