[The following is a running gag, and two or three variations shall apear in the movie. Hopefully they may sometimes tie up with the Main Plot]
Narrator: And now, we take a look at the adventures of Sakariah John Aspen!
[Walking down a path]
Sakariah: Now, I turn left and I arrive at the luscious green trees of Elwynn forest...
[Turns left and bumps in to a sign saying, DANGER! DESERT OF TANARIS! PROCEDE AT OWN RISK!]
Sakariah: I must have taken a wrong turn.
[Sakariah: Now... this does not look like Feathermoon Stronghold...]
Characters: Sakariah