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(Description: Stoen is fishing and finds a strange object. A member of the Dark Embrace (I imagine Kriszmar here) sees the object from a distance and runs off for some mysterious reason. [b]Stoen[/b] goes to town, to ask if anyone has lost it. No one has. Instead Elizabetha comes along and points out that there is a map rolled around some part of the object. The map has a cross over STV and so they decide to go there(, because it's necessary to the plot.). But first they decide to go to Stormwind City, to find great Heroes to help them get there, since (Place nº1) is so dangerous for a Blind Pally and a Worried Gnome.)

(Rejected Description: Stoen is fishing and finds a strange object. A member of the Dark Embrace (I imagine Kriszmar here) sees the object from a distance and runs off for some mysterious reason. Stoen goes to town, to ask if anyone has lost it. No one has. Instead an old man tells him it's one of the five mythical artefacts necessary to open the Dark Portal (Dun dun dun), and that he has to go find all the other five. Stoen has doubts, but Elizabetha, who has heard everything from afar (Blindness makes one a good listener) comes up and says they have to find the artefacts, to destroy them, so that the portal is never opened again. And so the pair set off to find the artefacts. But first they have to go to Stormwind to find great Heroes to help them on their quest.)

(a suggestion for scene 1 by Elizabetha)


Stoen is fishing and suddenly catches something. It appears to be a weapon of some sort.


Stoen: "Oh...uhm... (looks around) It...I... S-sorry... Uhm, weird thing... No...uh, I mean..."


TDE member walks by and notices Stoen and what he holds.


TDE member: "By the Light!" (coughs) "D'oh! I mean, by the Shadow! That Gnome's found something interesting. I better be the mindless pawn and report this back to my Mistress, so that she'll know that I'm a complete moron for not just taking it right away! (pauses a moment, as though thinking) Uh...why the heck do I speak to myself...?" (he shrugs and runs off)


Back to Stoen.


Stoen: It...uh... I better...take it... And...uhm...I... It... Someone must have...uh...lost it... It...I... Yes... (he nods and walks off)


He then asks various people in some town.


Man 1: Eh? I can't understand a word of what you're saying. Lost my what? Are you trying to sell me something? Go away.


Man 2: Hmm? No.


Woman 1: That looks just like my husband's... No, wait, I buried it. (Not sure if it still works here) (EDIT: Changed the line. Better now?)


Man 3: 20s plz


Stoen meets Elizabetha.


Stoen: Elzbeth...it...I... S-sorry... Uhm...did you... I mean... Is...is t-this yours? Uh...I...s-sorry...


Elizabetha: No, it isn't, Stoen, but it has a map wrapped around it.


Stoen: Huh...? I...it...uh... I thought...t-that you were...uhm...blind? I...it...uhm...


Elizabetha: Yes, I know. I've lost my eyes, but I used a tape recorder to learn my lines, and I was supposed to say that. (shrugs)


Stoen unfurls the map.


Stoen: Oh...it...I... I mean... Uhm...Strangle...it says StrangleThron Vale... Uhm...


Elizabetha: I can sense that this is of great importance, Stoen. We must venture forth and discover the true owner of this sword. We must call upon the people and the allies of Stormwind City in this great and noble undertaking! For the Light!


Stoen: Oh, sure thing. Sounds like good fun.


Elizabetha: ...


Stoen: What?


Elizabetha: Aren't you supposed to stutter?


Stoen: Oh, right, so sorry. (coughs to clear his throat) Uhm...it...


Elizabetha: (sighs) Nevermind, Stoen... Let's just go.


Stoen: It...uh... Ah, what the heck. Sure.


Characters:Stoen, Spy from TDE, Elizabetha, Random people from town

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