Holy Squid[]
Patron deity of the Knights of Genovia. Exactly what it is is still up for debate - some Genovian theologists claim it is the source of the Light itself, others that it is the mysterious ruler of the magical kingdom of Genovia, others that it is both.
Pockie, the Magister Templi of the Knights of Genovia summarized the whole affair by saying "it is a huge, holy squid - just deal with it".