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Name[]

Sergeant Geoffry Dizzlewizz Pepper. ("Dizz", "Doctor-G", "Dizzle")

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Sergeant Geoffry Dizzlewizz

Physical Traits[]

Short, gnome style. He is usually carrying a satchel around his waist with large, red '+' on it. He used to have spiky white hair, with a bald scalp until only recently.

Geoffry bought a crate of green ointment-y stuff off a strange and shady character in the Trade District, like most people, he decided to rub it on his scalp. Consequently, his hair began to turn green and grow at an astonishing rate. His hair is now large and bushy, Geoff has no way of stopping his hair from growing. He used a very large amount of ointment on it and it seems to have had a permanent effect on him. Silly Geoff.

His face is lovable and adorable. His personality is happy, always cheerful and optomistic. He looks superior, yet he is humble and kind, always. However after one particular incident involving an evil man and a certain possessing, Geoffry now carries with him a dark side, which he keeps tucked away in the corner of his brain, but it pops out at time to time, usually when he is very agitated or angry. This causes him to yell incredibly loudly and deeply, causing some surprise.

Geoffry loves to joke around, keep everybody happy and optimistic. He is not incredibly strict and is not the best at controlling tall people. He is usually stuck in a crises which involves him and two rather large and angry worgen in a dark alley-way. Thankfully, Geoffry is a magic user and can teleport away, shield himself or cast a flaming ball of death at the enemy when the time calls for it.

Race and Class[]

Gnome, no class. He needs NO class.

Guild[]

The Stormwind Guard

Occupation[]

Sergeant of the Stormwind Guard, former professor at the University of Ironforge teaching Dwarven history. He tinkers as an engineer, messes around with bandages and usually cooks for his fellow guard at the Command Center, such specialities including tea, mince pies and chocolate cake.

Family[]

Doodle and Voltina Dizzlewizz, both Gnomerganians until it was overthrown. They were killed, but managed to succeed in helping their son escape. Sadly, Geoffry can barely remember them as he has nothing to remember them by as the darned troggs have got his family photo album! They were both, loving, caring parents who had big hopes for their only son. Geoffry inherited his father's humor, that is for certain. Doodle was a popular gnome in Gnomergan, everybody knew him for his charisma and charm. Geoff aspires to attain the reputation his father did in Stormwind. Without being squashed by a rather rude human's foot.

Background[]

Geoffry barely talks of his past, nobody has ever asked. His true history is that he was raised in an Ironforge foster home, he shone in his school, succeeding in mathematics, science and Common. A slightly boring gap between his education and his Proffessor-ship at the Ironforge University. He worked there for several years, perfectly happy with his life. However, the Cataclysm struck and took the University with it. Geoff was instantly fired. He then took it upon himself to achieve his life-long dream, to live in Stormwind. His dream was instantly accomplished upon arrival.

After he was mugged out of no fault of his own by an evil menace, Geoff decided to follow the millitary profession, just to prove to himself that he can be as strong as anybody else, who was taller. He soon found a job working for the Stormwind Guard, and was noted for his humor, kindness and... Shortness. So far everything's dandy for him as a Sergeant and he could not ask for anything more!

He's devoted most of his life to the arts of tea-magic and tea-engineering. Both of which are, funnily enough, related to tea. He can produce tea from his sleeves, summon cups, saucers, tea-pots (with OR without tea-cosies) and ingredients. Just walk up to him and ask for any specific kind of tea, for illnesses, stress-relief, or simply for a nice drink and Dizzle will happily produce the perfect cuppa out of his satchel for you.

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